sometimes my mood is ‘beyonce’
but other times its ‘white person in an infomercial’
no matter how close i think i am with someone there’s always someone before me like i’m literally never someone’s first option
(Source: nightofamelody)
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
i always feel really uncomfortable when two heavily tattooed people have a baby and the baby comes out blank idk i just expect some tattoos
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